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发信人: FrankFish (小胖鱼), 信区: AdvancedEdu
标题: Ivy League+ Lightbulb Jokes
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Wed Apr 30 00:02:00 1997)

Ivy League+ Lightbulb Jokes

How many Princeton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to mix the martinis and one to call the electrician.

How many Brown students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Eleven -- one tochange the lightbulb and ten to share in the experience.

How many Dartmouth students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- Hanover doesn't have any electricity.

How many Cornell students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two -- one to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

How many Penn students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Only one, but he gets six credits for it.

How many Columbia students does it take to change a lightbulb?
seventy-six -- one to change the lightbulb, fifty to protest the
lightbulb's right not to change, and twenty-five to hold a
counter-protest.

How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
None -- New Haven looks better in the dark.

How many Harvard students does it take to change a lightbulb?
One -- he holds the bulb and the world revolves around him.

How many MIT students does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five -- one to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing,
one to figure out how to power the rest of Boston using that nuked
lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that
controls the wall switch.

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The problem isn't that there are too many fools in this world,
rather that lightning isn't selective enough.
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