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发信人: uiuc99 (UIUC's GGJJMMDD), 信区: AdvancedEdu
标 题: UIUC签证记(续)
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Thu Jun 3 22:34:38 1999)
其实不是俺故意想掉大家的胃口,实在是因为俺今天早上太累了。
正当我心里默念着“GOD bless me!" 就看见九号窗口挂上了深蓝色的牌子。
“啊!原来是那秃头老美!”那秃头先叫一女生上去对答。刚说了一两句,就
看见美大屎XXX在一男子的陪同下与秃头亲切话别,据说他马上要回老家了。
秃头与大使说完话后,马上回到了坐位开始与那女孩的对话。因为玻璃反光,我看不太清,但觉的那秃头一直皱着眉头。我当时心里正是七上八下。直见秃头没等
那女孩说几句话,便拿起了拒签章“哐!”那女孩便败下阵来。
那秃头自己忙了一阵,便开始叫名字。声音很小,辛好俺眼睛尖,看见了他手里拿的0f156表上的照片,我便一无反故的冲上前去。当时脑子里啥也没想。
以下是我们的对话经过。M-我,O-秃头
M:(smile)Nice to meet you,Sir! Here are my materials(hand all my documents to him)
O:(look at me and took my meterials)..........
M:(nervous,怎么第一句就听不懂) Pardon?
O: You seem familiar to me. have we met before?
M:(smile)really!Oh, You seem familiar to me too.(纯悴瞎掰)
O:真奇怪!
M:(鬼子怎么说开中文了,怕俺听不懂?不理他,看他问我什么。)
O:(看俺的材料,突然从椅子上站起来,手里拿着我的TOEFL成绩,冲我大声说到) Oh!this could not be true! The highest score is 670.
M:(angry)oh! It is true! I put a lot of effort into it.
O:(stare at me for a while and then sat down).
O: 你反美吗?你在抗议书上签字了吗?
M:no,The purpose of my going to UIUC is for studying.
O:(look at me suspiciously)
M:OH! which department?
O:computer science
M:Do not forget to write letters to your mother when you go to the
United States. Go to the next window!(smile)
O:sure! Thank you!(smile)
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