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发信人: youyan (I stare at you), 信区: AdvancedEdu
标  题: 一哥门有趣的签证经历
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Wed Jun  9 12:52:58 1999)

偶一哥门昨日签证，背好了许小平的《签证哲学〉中的话，
在签证哲管的一一提问下，如流水般背出，签证官大乐，问：
YOU KNOW MR XU？ NO，
YOU ＲＥＡＤ THAT BOOK WRITTENＢＹ　ＨＩＭＳＥＬＦ？
ＹＥＳ！
ＷＥ　ＨＡＶＥ OUR ＯＷＮ PHILOSOPHY， WHAT　ＭＲ　XU　ＳＡＩＤIS
BULLSHIT。
（SHOCK）my friend don't know how to answer.
If you can get a visa, you will get it. you don't know that kind of
philosophy.
My friend answer: if i can't get visa, i don't know why and the only thing I
ca
can seek to help is that book. I also don't believe that book and don't want

read it again. So I think i am qualified...
签证官哈哈大笑，给了我朋友签证

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