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发信人: xxchen (minna), 信区: AdvancedEdu
标  题: 血泪控诉考克斯报告：害我拿不到签证！
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Fri Jun 18 16:21:59 1999)

我按照预约时间10:15准时到达签证处，没想到已经叫到300多号了。只好跟着排队。
排了20多分钟，进入大厅，发现除了4个签证官面前的四个队伍之外，还有7，8条队
在等待。
于是有充足的时间观察形式。4号窗是个棕发女士，不知是不是大家说的“魔女”。
6号就是那个有名的秃顶好签证官，7号一金发男子，8号是严厉的韩国先生。他们
不是个人有固定颜色标志，而是谁签完了，就打出排在下一队的色牌。眼看一队一
队签过，时间已指向11:30。前面还剩一队，只见7号已签完，4号女士还剩一人。
看来，我们队一定要归“魔女”啦？大家一阵紧张。却见7号先生忽然玩开了电脑，
不再喊下一队，而4号女士却迅速扫清障碍，换了牌子。于是，我们前面那队人沮丧
地走了过去。眼看韩国先生马上又要签完了。糟糕，逃离了魔女，逃不了韩国人。
我感叹之即，7号先生终于侍弄完电脑，打出了我们这队的牌子。

好，就要上阵了！7号看来挺面善。我的信心顿时大增。
这时才忽然发现，自己这队只有7个人，除了我和一个北大本科男生签F-1，剩下的
都是工作和探亲。听说这样的队伍里，学生最吃香，哈哈，信心又增加了不少。
7号开始叫人了，一位老太太，探亲，1分多钟，说中文迅速pass。
接着，一位工作的小姐，又是1分多钟，说中文，迅速pass.
剩下一对老夫妻，一同上阵，2-3分钟，说中文，又pass。
一位小姐探亲，签证官好象怀疑她假结婚。因为他丈夫出国中间回国一次，结识了她，
后来只有通过email，电话交往，竟然在他第二次回国时就迅速结婚。她一个劲大声
用中文描述他们的介绍人多么可靠，他们感情多么真挚，说了3分钟多，签证官终于
让她pass了。
这时，队伍中只剩下我和北大男生。听说，留到最后的人，往往是签证官准备刁难的
人，那么......可转念一想，既然说中文都pass了5人，我怕什么？
正想着，下面就叫到我了。可我的名字太难念，7号先生念了快十秒，只念出一个"XU
xu....xi...xia....x......"

我提提精神，走上去大声说，
"yeah, it's me!"
战斗正式开始了。我按照BBS上的原则，主动向敌人发起进攻。
"Hello, Sir. Do you need my documents?"一把把东西全塞进去。
本来一直练习：Good morning,sir.可现在他都要吃中饭了，只好换换词。
"Oh, Thank you."
"Are you still a student?"
"Yes. I still study in Tsi..."(interrupted)
"when will you graduate?"
"In this July."
"This July?"一个大升调，作若有所思状，我知道，开场白已经结束，真正的考验要
来了。
"Could you explain why you choose USA to study for you Master degree?"
小case，我想，练过百遍了，
"My research interest is about integrated circ...."
"No, I asked you why you choose USA!"
"Oh, I see. But the research in this area in USA is advanced....."
"NO,NO! No!!I asked you why not choose Germany, Japan, and others!?"
"But sir, you know, this research in USA is the most advanced in all over
the world. And the ************  University is famous in this area. It has
the best facilities and faculty....."(interrupted)
"Why this university give you financial aid?"
又是套路里的问题，小case！我洋洋得意地说：
"Because I have excellent academic achiement in Tsinghua University, and.."
忽然又被打断。接着，做出一个我想都想不到的动作：
把我的GRE成绩立起来，贴近窗户，"This is you GRE score?"
什么，难道他认为我的分数不够高，不配得奖学金？
"Yes. And my professor think it's excellent enough."
"yeah, yeah, it is very high. I know many chinese students get high score,
but they were cheating.."
"No!"斩钉截铁地说，"I'm not cheat."一着急，语法错了。
"But I really know many students cheat..."
"no, of course not!!!"
"Then, tell me where you took this exam?"
"Just in Tsinghua University."
一听这个著名学府，就不好意思再怀疑了，
"Ok,Ok, then, you didn't cheat."语气缓和多了。
"No, of course I didn't cheat anyone!!!"我义正言辞。
他终于开始往我的OF156上抄东西了。
"What will you do after you finish your study?"
"China is in great need of persons who....."(interrupted)
"What will you do after you finish your study!!?"
"Oh, I will come back to find a good job. And it's easy for me to find a
good job."
"Where then?"
"In some big company?"
"Which company?"
"Oh, sir, There're many company develop....."
"give the company's name!!"
"But, how can I know it now?there're so many choices..."
"Just give me one exact name!!!!!!"
"OK, Ok, my first choice is:come back to Tsinghua..."
"Tell me what you will learn?"
"Integrated Circuits."
"Oh, Integrated circuits...."自己喃喃自语。
"Then, How much will you get?"
已经开始撕纸片了。那可是领护照的纸片呀！我的心开始狂喜，话也不顺了，
"I believe I can get several thousand salary a month."
自己觉得好象什么地方不对劲，倒是他好心纠正，
"Several thousand RMB a month, right?"
看见他已经把条子递出来了，顿时高兴地张开嘴发了一个大大的，
"Yeah~~"
哪知下一句话，足以让我当场昏倒，
“I'm sorry. I can't give you visa----------- today.”
幸亏还有一个today，我明白了，我学的是敏感专业。
"Please come to the 10 window on July 8th."
"Oh, I see."
"Do You understand?"
"Yes, I see. Thank you very much."
喜忧参半地离开了签证处。

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