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发信人: happyseeker (不是你的错), 信区: AdvancedEdu
标  题: 好险，真的！
发信站: BBS 水木清华站 (Wed Jun 23 16:43:54 1999)

今天在魔女姐姐手下死里逃生，真有两世为人之感。
昨天和老板聊天，就说她前天去签B-1，碰到的就是魔女。很冷的说，抓起她的材料，就
揉成一团。后来发现是魔女揉错了，虚惊一场。
我就想，我们师徒不会都碰上她老人家吧。
结果......
自己安慰自己说,没关系,今天她心情特别好(听前面几个人讲的).可是不容我多想,她就
迅速异常的锯掉了四个,其中我看至少有三个是F-1至少有两个是全奖! 前边一个兄弟是
北大今年刚毕业的,本以为稳过的,可是...心里顿时紧张起来!
哇塞,叫我的名字了!

Me: Glad to me you madam? Do you need...
she: Yeah, give me the documents.
she: Are you ........EE......MS.....?
Me: yeah,
she: what is this. (she writed sth. on a paper, and showed it to me)
Me: this is ..........(3 seconds) 正弦波( In Chinese)
she: what is this used for?
Me: testing circuits, it can be used to test frequency responce......
she: How do you choose the university
Me: UMN is among the top20 graduate school in USA.
she: what is your plan after you get your M.S?
Me: Continue to persue Ph.D. in UMN.
she: after you get you Ph.D., what is your plan.
Me: Find a position in a Chinese IT company.
she: window 10
Me: Thank you!.....

后来才想起来,她老人家画的根本不是正弦波,而是电阻的符号欧姆!!!

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